STATEMENT OF STUFF AND WHATEVER
Onyx Clan Wiki is a wiki page made by some douchemonkey named HaloFan9795. You will most likely see a lot of crap on here that will offend you (especially if you are Sparton 1337 sorry buddy), so deal with it. If you see yourself in here and are offended don't cry because 99% of the time it is complete BS and if I hated you that much I wouldn't waste my time making a page about you. As much as we like to use homophobic insults I can guarantee you nobody in Onyx clan is afraid of gay people.
So there it is, our page if you are offended. Why are you even reading this? Hell if I know but good luck out there and try not to drop the soap, thats an order soldier.